what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
suddenly remembering you have responsibilities
Once hover-technology is perfected we’ll use it for just about everything. It won’t be necessary. Or helpful, really. It’ll just be cool.
is this the right way to pancake dennys?
Your sandwich looked like a head. It inspired us.
The eternal question: what is wrong with the Denny’s tumblr?
not a thing. not one thing. nothing.
do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something